“It’s Just a Flesh Wound” Tee – For Fans of Unhinged Humor
 
Sometimes life hits hard… but you shrug it off like a medieval knight missing 90% of his limbs. That’s the energy this shirt brings. Bold, hilarious, and a little unhinged, it’s the ultimate tribute to Monty Python’s most gloriously stubborn warrior.
 
Made from soft, durable cotton (so comfy you’ll swear it’s armor), this tee is perfect for conventions, couch marathons, or casual duels in the park. The crisp print holds up longer than most knights in battle, and the cut is flattering enough that even the Black Knight himself would approve.
 
Highlights:
100% premium cotton (as soft as it is sarcastic).
High-quality print that survives countless wash cycles (and sword fights).
Fits true to size — arms not included.
Guaranteed to spark laughs, quotes, and at least one “Come back and fight me!” from fellow fans.
 
Slip it on. Wear your humor proudly. Prove to the world that, really, it’s just a flesh wound.