’Tis but a Scratch Enamel Pin
 
Life throws swords, spears, and Mondays your way — but you? You walk it off. This enamel pin is a badge of honor for every brave soul who refuses to be defeated by “minor inconveniences” like, say, missing limbs or a coffee shortage.
 
Crafted with battle-ready hard enamel and finished in shiny, knight-worthy metal, this pin is built tougher than the Black Knight himself. Attach it to your jacket, bag, or armor, and let the world know: setbacks are temporary, sarcasm is forever.
 
Whether you’re a Monty Python fan, a master of understatement, or just someone who thinks papercuts are a personality trait, this pin will get laughs, nods, and possibly cries of “Come back here, I’ll bite your legs off!”
 
Specs:
Premium hard enamel (won’t chip, even in a duel).
Polished metal finish (shiny enough to distract your enemies).
Rubber clasp backing (so it won’t fall off when you lose your arms).
Size: Bold but not “taking up the whole battlefield.”
 
Wear it. Gift it. Survive flesh wounds with style.